Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in omgpinback's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
5:47 am	Sorry late again. I keep being late on these, sorry. I have to use a to-do list to make sure I do it. My to-do list for yesterday was: 1. Give thanks to Jesus for all His blessings. 2. Show love to friend and stranger alike. 3. Violently execute 14 squealing baby ferrets by slicing their heads off. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 19th, 2004
6:19 pm	New readers. I am getting new readers according to the journal log which is good, because by visiting this site you are expressing your willingness to accept love and Jesus into your hearts, which is good. So I will update more frequently. Today I woke up early to give me an extra few hours to call loved ones, giving my love to them, and praying to Jesus, and also finding 21 ferrets which I then hacked into bits. 21 is my new record! So it is a good day. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 14th, 2004
8:12 am	Oops, late! Sorry I didn't update yesterday. I was too busy loving, and using the power of the glory of Jesus to destroy twelve "Innocent" ferrets. I will try to update on time today. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 12th, 2004
12:52 pm	Happy Monday! The beginning of a new work week! Another opportunity to focus on giving and receiving love, getting in touch with Jesus, and bringing the lives of baby Ferrets to a violent end. Today I went to work, took several breaks to pray to Jesus, made sure to express my love for my coworkers, and butchered 14 ferrets. (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 11th, 2004
2:04 pm	The Lord's Day Sunday is very special to me, as it is the most important day of the week to give our worship to Jesus. After doing that, I expressed my love to friends and family, and then brutally slaughtered 11 baby ferrets. I was originally only going to murder 5 or less ferrets but there were more than I thought. (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 10th, 2004
11:00 pm	What I did today. Today, I prayed to Jesus, and I embraced love, and murdered 17 ferrets. This is more than yesterday, when I murdered only 8 ferrets. I may cut back a little tomorrow and spend more time loving, and praying to Jesus. (Comment on this)